Can I choose WHEN to do it? Because now? Meh, Cruz and Rubio are both just as nuts as Trump, they’re just less obnoxious about it, and I think Trump is the best chance for the Democrats to really run the table. But if I could do it in October, when it’s too late for the GOP to name a replacement and it would guarantee…

If you gangbang Cruz, Rubio, Carson, and Trump and they all drop out, you get your face carved in Mount Rushmore.

NOT EVEN IF DRUNK AND HIGH

I love how passionate you all are (pun intended) about this topic.

That’s not really an issue, everyone has holes to fill

If it keeps Oompa-Loompa Hitler out of the White House then it’s the least I can do for my country. I suppose the only issue might be my lack of a vagina.

Instead of going on and on about how the people against this dress code suck, can we instead turn this into a hot guys in kilts thread because hot guys in kilts, right?

This spoke to me the most, as a fellow Indian American woman in a field of work where we are few and far between:

loooooove Kathryn Hahn, is it safe to say she is underrated?

Yeah, but that’s after you already have opened the clinic. How did he get the money to even open it? Just renting office space would take several thousand, furnishing it another several thousand, not to mention there is no way that an 18 year old would have the credit necessary to even obtain those things unless…

I feel like it’s in no way unreasonable to be suspicious of literally anyone who goes by “Dr. Love”.

Okay if we are showing of our kitties I can totally play that game!

BFFs

Jesus Christ, I love cats.

He isn’t fat but he is still cute

My cat’s not very fat, but SCREW IT:

Fat man Wally: