Happy 2016 everyone!

I staggered home from the bar, but I am glad that I went out. Anxiety made me feel like I had to sit out Halloween and Christmas, and I am actually really proud that I made myself go out tonight because I had an amazing time.

Happy New Year!

I forgot to add gifs to the thankful list. They make life exponentially better

Well that sounds bad. Let’s see, my count for pantsless viewings is 0 so you beat me on that one. Also I’m sure you will recover and have a story to tell in a few years.

Oh gosh. This is such a unique situation I’m not sure anyone can really tell you how to proceed, unless they are a professional who does grief counseling.

BRING IT ON 2016

This is probably going to be my last Social for a while. I moved to a 10-9 4 day a week schedule starting last Saturday, so unless we bring back Sunday Night socials, I’m not going to be around to comment in them until 10 PM PST, which is well past midnight for most of you. I’m going to miss this.

I had an abscess that turned into a couple fistulas. So a doctor installed a drain. So I have two gaping, draining holes. I have to get it packed/dressed daily at a wound care clinic. I haven’t had the same nurse twice. The location? Oh, right next to my anus, of course. People who saw me pantsless from about 1997-Dec…

So I’ve stayed in as I’m currently so horrendously depressed over the huge number of things that have gone tits up in my life this year that I couldn’t face being around people (the one invite to a gathering I had was prompted by my mentioning that I wasn’t doing anything. I’m guessing my current state drives people…

Happy New Year to the east coasters!

happy new year jezzies (at least those of you in the eastern time zone)!!! here’s to 2016 being better than 2015, because I think we all deserve a much, much better year this time around!

So I’m feeling really vexed right now, and could use the unerring advice of the semi-anonymous Jezebel commentariat.

I know I am super late, perpetually grey and will never be seen, but. BUT. I bailed on my dreaded annual snob fest bitchy NYE party, yet sent Dude and kidlet without me so I could go see STAR WARS. ALONE. It was so fucking worth it! I won’t make it to midnight and I get the entire bed to myself... Almost makes up for…

Personal victory: my good platonic guy friend tried his hardest to get me to go out to our friend’s beach house with a group of people, but I opted out because of a crazy workload and not being in the mood to drink heavily or be sober and surrounded by loud drunk people. Turns out it’s 5 couples and him. Sorry, dude,…

This is my fucking JAM!

One of the worst people I know (the judge mental enabler of a former friend) dropped out of grad school today. She diagnosed me with a personality disorder (when my therapist did not) on the comments on this very website. So tonight, I’m toasting to karma because bullshit personality disorder diagnoses don’t count if…

I’m doing absolutely nothing. My work has me so freaking drained with constant social interaction and dealing with people constantly talking to me and demanding stuff that I have no desire to do absolutely anything but go home and hang out with my boyfriend and drink beer. The only person I hang out with outside of…

I am in tonight, wasting time that should be spent cleaning for my Knitting Club brunch tomorrow. However, after I am done, I love starting the year with friends, knitting and booze.

Katy Perry and John Mayer have reignited their on and off romance