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What in the blazes is this?

“The account was true and well-reported. It concerns a senior business executive at one of the most powerful media companies on the planet.”

You’re far more likely to get divorced when an online-based news organization decides to publish your prostitute-cum-blackmailer’s demands.

The Pontiac Aztek was a better GM than Doc Rivers.

You can see why Jim Irsay refuses any opportunity for the Colts to play internationally.

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

Oh, like it’s suddenly FIFA’s fault that Canada only has one hotel.

I'm dying laughing right now. Can you guys cover this in some sort of bonding agent or something (I don't know science), so I can hold this? I wanna hold this I love it so much. Bob Costas is a fucking maniac.

Agreed, Bootstraps Bazingas looks like a gift that's going to keep on giving.

Kriskross Portuguesesauce was a great pick for the Knicks.

Yeah but aren’t all goalies supposed to be kind of weird

Anyone who played NHL ‘94 as a kid knows the value of Ed Belfour (and Roenick.)

My grandfather should be in these replies soon. He loves making Pollack jokes.

Talked to my friend Pat from Southie, he said “I don’t think his apology to Cherington and Farrell was sincere, clearly trying to panda”

I bet after the video ends, a couple guys start fanning him with towels and another dude administers the magic spray.

My favorite thing in soccer has to be the guys waving for medical attention for a hurt player/referee/fan/innoncent bystander! The bald dude’s waving is on point!

The best is the bigger fella in on the opposing squad who leaps heroically over the clearly dead ref’s limp body, arms outstretched in a plea for...medical help? Justice? More empanadas? Who knows?

My controller always broke when I used to play with Torres at Chelsea. I’d be smashing the button but he refused to shoot.