wow that’s really tricky

How have 134 comments been made with nobody pointing out that a player comes flying out of the dugout wearing an Uncle Sam hat?

The magic passage to frontcourt is so deeply shitty

They might claim that the contract says “the winning teams in games played under FIFA rules go to the World Cup” and that FIFA failed to enforce FIFA rules. The goal of that kind of lawsuit would probably getting a big settlement/political posturing rather than actually winning

I don't think anyone has ever missed a point as badly as you just did

Are you kidding me? Rush Limbaugh can mobilize enough voters and raise enough money to make Bernie Sanders look like a small-town used car dealer running for mayor. If you don’t care what Rush Limbaugh says, you don't care about the result of the 2016 elections. Scott Walker says thank you

Sorry, but pushing this off on “bureaucrats” is letting students and activists off the hook for their deliberate decisions. It’s kind of like saying “i was throwing the ball inside and the lamp got broken” when you were a kid. The students are choosing to go down this path-it's their fault

I must admit it’s a bit weird for their to be an international issue for which “it’s because the African and island countries are so corrupt” is actually the right answer

Chyeah, nice one bro

Jesus

Anything that inches the country away from sucking the dick of the military at every opportunity is fine with me

On the bright side, Ortega won’t have to live with the heartbreak and crippling FOMO from missing out on Governors Ball

How interesting that this happened on the same day that Ed Balls finds himself out of a job

Did you guys hear about Bill Simmons????

A slideshow written by Bill Simmons would have like 10,000 slides to click through, interspersed with ads for Mail.com or whatever

AMERICA MARKETS CAPITALISM DO IT FOR THE GIPPER FREEDOM

*Shakes fist impotently* you bastard

It was just a jesus joke :(

“We are thing” is completely exhausted. The abuse of color-outs and matching t-shirt-outs, plus the need to have an overarching brand which usually ends being awkward and inorganic, is a big reason why pro sports playoffs seem to drag on forever

“Miracles,” you say?