I wrote off Bling Ring as her being horribly miscast. Noah was just a mess of a film so it was easy to miss how bad she was. Beauty & The Beast is what drove him what a stiff and lifeless performer she is. The savage reviews of The Circle thankfully warned me away.

Like 10 years ago? She’s almost 30. The last Potter movie came out in 2011. 

Can we talk about Emma Watson? I applaud her activism. Quite intelligent and engaged. She seems like a genuinely nice person. Her beauty goes without saying.

Congrats! You got a insane stalker. You’re a real internet person now.

You Need to Calm Down

So if get father gives her a little at a time she’s not independently wealthy, but if he gives it to her all at once she is? How does that make sense? She's dependent on familial wealth or she'd be a nobody (as would a couple whole generations of her family).

This is a picture of the unbelievably posh house Kid Rock grew up in, complete with a pool, ponies and a tennis court. His entire redneck persona is a complete sham designed to sell music to rednecks, the only demographic left still willing to listen to his shitty music.

Especially considering he’d already tried to kill himself once in there. My guess is they let this happen to protect the other high profile people who have been implicated. I’m extremely pissed.

Soooo...since Trump instantly blamed Clinton, it’s a good bet he is somehow involved, right?

Rosanna Arquette is peak performative wokeness.

She’s certainly wealthy, however if she wasn’t a Hilton she wouldn’t have been able to ride her last name and family money to where she is today. So some may quibble with the term “independently” being attached to wealthy depending on the definition they are using. She sure as hell didn’t get there on her own.

Paris Hilton is “independently wealthy”? What definition are you using for “independently wealthy”?  Because it certainly can’t be the widely accepted one.

We’re supposed to hate Taylor Swift because she’s an independently wealthy woman. Everything else is window dressing.

Yeah. Be careful with that. We’re supposed to, I think, maybe, hate Taylor Swift for not doing enough much sooner. I frankly don’t remember who we’re supposed to hate, but it’s someone. Of that I’m sure.

I’d say his poor selection of body care products is more damning than either his choice of subject in his artwork or his enthusiasm for historical Japanese weaponry.

OoOooOoo... I experienced the trifecta. I went home with a man who had 
1. a GIANT acrylic painting of Bob Dylan hanging above his couch that he had painted himself
2. only had AXE body wash products in his bathroom (this was early 2000s when it still smelled like gasoline and teenage angst)
...yet I persisted (*shrug*…

I don’t think the average Jez commenter cares (I find it entertaining I guess). Another commenter said something that made sense, I think Jez posts about these youtubers for people who’s AREN’T Jez readers for the clicks, when you google these two Jez is one of the first sites that show up.

It’s not a prank when the premise is they got married but they didn’t but it just happens nets her thousands of dollars. That’s fraud.

it’s the last thing i wanna talk about right now but obviously i just uploaded an 8 minute youtube video

“doing for fun and for content.”