There are funny ones, right? Somewhere?

For living such exciting lives the Star Wars gang really are a bunch of sad fuckers aren’t they.

For movies that “nobody liked” they sure made a ton of money.

More likely, the robbers or one of the robbers were watching him at the club and saw the car he got into. Less likely, Uber driver happens to have contacts that can use two or three vehicles on short notice to box in HIS OWN vehicle on the off chance he picks up a ball player.

I just wanted to let you know that your life truly sucks if this is the shit you think about. For real.

that’s exactly how i feel. having worked retail, and seen numerous cases like this, and even stuffing boxes with phone books to disappoint the children of thieves;

i want to see a receipt or proof they actually bought it. you dont pay 400 bucks for something like that and not be bothered to check the contents of the…

“Well, both sides see things very differently, but you see, my side is objectively right and their side is objectively wrong.”

That’s what I’m thinking. The bullshit about ruining Christmas for the little fucker makes me think the parents did that shit and didn’t have the nuts to tell little Johnny it was a prank.

I would also like to nominate any variation of “Hot Take” to go way

I’m Chinese-American, and its so funny to me how each countries media reports on the other. In China, where women could own property and divorce hundreds of years before their western counterparts, they see American restrictions on abortions and birth control, the gender pay gap, rates of sexual violence, etc as…

I’m 50/50 on this theory. That wooden PS4 is so bizarrely overly thought through. I’m having a hard time believing that a thief spends that much time on a fake PS4.

one thing I hope goes away in 2016: “Good Kinja” or a variation of said phrase.

once again another case of an internet commenter not waiting for a full story to confirm what is most likely a hoax by the family

You mean the family, right? Because there’s no way this isn’t a hoax...

Agreed that this boy and his family did this on purpose and are now going to benefit tenfold from this...

I really want to be super excited about Bernie Sanders, but I feel like the DNC is a giant bag of rotting dicks and definitely won’t give him the nomination even if he did win it. Cause I mean... who counts the votes? My spouse and I are basically just trying to pick a new country to move to at this point.

denying the Skins

You are out of your mind if you think Clinton is worse than Cruz. I can’t stand it. How can you even contemplate Ted Cruz without become hysterical, much less as president? I mean, really, how?

good call... she’ll cause one for other reasons

Saying that you’re humorless would feel redundant also.