I’m not deciding. You’ve done that. I’m just calling you a liar :)

Just because you make shit up for internet appreciation doesn’t mean you didn’t... because, you know, you’re that kind of douche ;)

Disagree... you made that line up. But hey, you got some star clicks today, so your life is now fulfilled ;)

oh I believe the injury happened... I don’t believe the quote is real.

Even better question - why would a douche like you assume I don’t have kids? In fact, I have two, which is why I know that the quotes the story-teller uses around what his kid said is bullshit :)

something for the next mailbag:

in places like Target, there are so many employees and departments that really only the department heads know who is in THEIR department. They don’t care about anyone else. You could roll around Target for 3-4 hours easily in a uniform.

1. Oranges. Oranges are delicious, especially when they’re easy to peel (never) and seedless (again, never). But I could give half a shit about orange soda, orange Jell-O, orange Starbursts, or any of that shit. All that goes right in to the canned-food-drive box.

ugh

He also threw a pretty ugly interception... as long as we’re being objective, right?

Gee, thanks for that amazing analysis Mr. Simms

Your kid is 4... The entire life is still basically in a phase. Go fuck yourself. You’re a disgusting parent. Your kid doesn’t know shit about what they are/want to be, and neither do you.

lol what?!

TLDR

Agreed there is no endorsement in there anywhere

SPOILER ALERT

You.Can’t.

there was still time left on the clock... I hate it, but you can’t overturn the game decision.

I don’t agree with this at all. That’s an ugly can of worms you open up just so some internet commenters can feel good. Should every team that benefits from a bad call at or very near the end of the game forfeit? No.

I love the “but I’m voting for Hillary, not Bill” rape apologists... yeah, you, the ones who would rake someone on the other side of the fence over the coals for the exact scenario.