Or

I am not an American. But an American once told me

“Yeah but the economy is good, socialism i am told is scary, the media is so mean to Trump, and it’s better to go with the devil yah know then the devil yah don’t”

I kinda wish people would stop saying

Yeah the movie sucks and is overrated. Ansel Elgort is a twat who looks like he smells like beef broth.

Whenever you click the “buy” or “purchase” button on a digital content site do you push your glasses up and go

I try, I try.

Did you know, if someone scores so poorly on an IQ test that they are taken off of the IQ scale and given another test and put on a different scale? It’s called the LaurenceQ test.

I don’t think you’re wrong.

No, you really don't.

“the show can eek by”

Or

Fauxba Fett was great!

As someone who had time booked off (coincidentally) during the new consoles releasing and Cyberpunk releasing and was planning to play it a lot, I have to say..

Isn’t AV Club a blog about media content written by people who may enjoy, report, or discuss said content?

They study the Book of Costanza when it comes to convincing lies:

Yeah the response should be

You should have seen Ian’s article about how the use of controllers in the military is luring children to join the army to mow down civilians because holding a controller makes them think they are playing a game. Derp.

I think you replied to the wrong person.

Why do you head for the door? Is it because of the silly observation or do you dislike comics who have personas (which is pretty much every comic)?