Oh come on, Trump has lots of ideas! Like mail order meat, getting Mexico to pay for a big wall, putting gold faucets in commercial airplanes, combing over his bald spot. They’re just not very good ideas

#relationshipgoals

No you don’t.

Go read Magary’s piece on GQ.

Yes. I have no idea how Clinton became the rich elite and Trump became blue-collar.

CNN has been all about drawing this false equivalency between Trump and Clinton this entire election cycle -- as if their hiring of Corey Lewandowski, the fast-talking, female pundit-interrupting man literally caught on tape assaulting a reporter he didn’t like, was any ambiguous sign. It’s infuriating. In their zeal…

I’ve always been more troubled by this anecdote I tell people:
Back when I was waiter, Cheesecake Factory was seen as the best place in town in to work at, but they wouldn’t even look at your application unless you had some previous, high marked experience in an another restaurant. By the time you even got an…

Is Donald Trump not part of the “moneyed elites”? The billionaire who inherited his wealth and has spent his adult life jetting from penthouse apartments to penthouse resorts, and back again? He’s a real man of the people that one.

If you’re going to wait for a perfect candidate in politics, you’ll be waiting forever. Yes, even St. Bernie. I wasn’t sold about Hillary at the beginning but she has won me over with a really pretty progressivee platform, her being a policy wonk helps when she has to deal with partisanship that has gridlocked our…

Well I just found someone over on The Guardian who believes that a John Pilger article, which essentially boils down to that Hillary is the true evil as Trump is a peacemaker with Russian and China and that for the last 20 years the US has deliberately been attempting to create perpetual war, is ‘well evidenced and…

#notallgreys

God.

Police were searching for a “Hispanic male wearing grey.

My first jury trial, my front hook bra unhooked when I reached for something, and it quickly snapped back and got hung up under my arms. I just buttoned my jacket and kept going. At the next break, I pulled it off in the bathroom and tried to ignore the horrible feeling of near-nakedness. We won, and over drinks my…

Preface: I rarely watch porn. Or, I should say, I rarely watched porn. Now I don’t do it at all.

I was riding my big wheel through a hotel my dad was looking after during off season(so he could write a book) and i came up to a room, where i shit you not, some guy in a dog suit was giving head to another guy. they both became aware of my presence and i fled. this was the 80s, before furries, mind you.

There are two kinds of people in the world...

Oh shit. Your neighbor was the tooth fairy!

Had a friend do the same. Kicked him in the crotch with my heel before I even realized it. Dropped him like a bag of rocks. “Oops.” (not oops- that’s 100% his fault and I didn’t feel bad at all.)

I had a guy I know recently come up behind me and throw his arms around me. He got an elbow to the abdomen and his fee-fees were hurt. I told him to not sneak up on women regardless of who she is, and next time I hope he get punched in the face.