I need another option: No, I refuse because the stuff he wants to store in the kitchen is too try-hard and also bread in the refrigerator is gross.

I used to date a doctor - and not just a doctor, but an otorhinolaryngologist - who had a mattress on the floor in his townhouse. He kept his clothes in neatly folded piles on the floor. But what the heck, he took me to restaurants where almost everything was served flaming, and he only wanted to perform oral sex…

I think every human under 25 defaults yes so they’re disqualified also.

In that case, yep, I’d bang away.

Probably have, probably will again.

But Bush II was (somehow!) better than Trumpy! Sure, it sucked that chads swiftboated him to 2 terms, but TRUMPY. IS. WORSE. Bush II may not have given a fuck, but Trumpy...he’s beyond giving a fuck. (And not only because he’d only use those fucks to buy himself a Tebow helmet for charity!)

No. He is literally dumb. As in does not know how basic government works. As in the average person can point to something he thinks and says, “No, that’s not how it works.”

Nope, you’re not alone. And the reality is that his candidacy was pushed by the media. Not just journalists, but everyone who has brought him on for a laugh and has never challenged him. It is not funny, but here we are. He was given all the attention for free to garner the support of the angriest and most hateful.…

Back when I was convinced that this country would NEVER elect a loudmouth, stupid, clueless, stupid, racist, stupid, bloated, stupid, lying, stupid man, everything was fine.

Trump also promised Christie the VP. Now he’s picking up dry cleaning.

Suuure he’ll nominate Thiel to the Supreme Court! It’s not like Trump is an inveterate liar or anything. I can’t wait until Thiel realizes he was lied to and then secretly funds Trump’s impeachment in the House.

It’s all projection. He nearly shit his pants when she chastised him.

“..the audience was saying ‘let him speak, let him speak”

Her “you know, I think you’re asking very negative questions” line drove me nuts. Ooohhhhh no, I’m being asked a very valid question that’s tough for me to answer.... I know, I’ll deflect and call the interviewer a big meanie weanie and not actually answer the question!

Trump lies. It would only be news if he actually told the truth for once in his live.

Turkish delights are a dessert. A delicious delicious dessert.

“Patient has small penis.”

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

And Democractic state legislatures as well. Americans indifference to the state legislatures has lead to voter disenfranchisement, neglect of infrastructure, environmental irresponsibility and poor funding for education.