I think he only worries on the off-chance he actually wins the election (which, imo, is his real fear)

I liked the Mark Cuban advice for Clinton to, just occasionally, roll her eyes or chuckle at something stupid Trump says. It would infuriate him, especially if she could follow it up with both a solid point, and a question for HO.

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

Don’t doubt it! Of course as a young man he was not healthy enough to serve our country..but now he is apparently an elderly example of the healthiest Presidential candidate ever.

Girl.

I mean it kinda sounds like he’s so commitment-phobic that he is searching for an escape hatch even as he is getting married. I would take this for what it is: extremely flattering to be the object of his passion, but holy crap is he bad news. Keep it friendly in future but do NOT get involved with him, for your…

This?

A Deplorable. How about we just call ‘em like we see ‘em?

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

Holed up in the new campaign headquarters, Donald Trump could not be reached for comment.

Fine, Republicans. FINE. FINE, WE GET IT. We spent eight years screaming that you couldn’t find a worse president than Dubya, and you’ve proved us wrong. Congratulations, Dubya isn’t the most incompetent nominee for a major party in U.S. history. You were right and we were wrong. Are you happy? ARE YOU HAPPY?

Can you imagine anyone in the campaign ever telling either of Trump’s sons no? For that matter can you imagine anyone in the Trump boys’ lives telling them no? They’re bigger spoiled crybabies than he is.

No need to apologize to the nice sex workers. They aren’t whores. Whores are people like Dr. Oz or Rudy Giuliani.

This fuckin’ guy...

You are welcome. Thank you being a great Dad to a lovely girl. “She won’t let me proceed unless I acknowledge it’s green.” Of course she won’t.

I really shouldn’t bother responding to an obvious troll, but:

All.of this just hurts my brain

P.S. Thank you for your 18 years of hard work on behalf of the kiddos.

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…