Pull off his teeth, nails and eyelids with pliers. Make his defenders watch. No mercy.

Cut his fucking balls off, stuff ‘em in his mouth and drip-dry him from a tree. And anyone else who takes those kind of trips to Thailand.

Is it more harmful than child molestation? Asking for a Catholic friend in Rhode Island.

That’s the thing, if a woman regrets having sex after the fact why call attention to the fact that there was sex by launching a rape accusation? You’d think she would just do the walk of shame back to her apartment, take a shower and forget it happened. Instead Kobe’s accuser did EVERYTHING SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO…

A few Kobe defenders are saying “you should have asked him about it when he was alive” and you know what, they’re absolutely right. Just not for the reasons they think.

Sounds more like a country song but that’s probably not the first time someone’s told you that.

You mean the Million Dollar Man Ted diBiase are you fucking kidding me? Would have never taken him for a grifter but I guess nothing should surprise me anymore I dunno...

It’s the turducken of late-night drunk cuisine.

I would start with a soft-corn tortilla. Add some ground beef, lettuce, salsa, dab of sour cream, some diced green onions, a little cheese. Fold it in half so it’s easier to eat.

It’s not real pizza. BBQ chicken pizza is not pizza. Hawaiian pizza is not pizza. Only a mungie cake stunad would defend this shit.

Her only mistake was reaching for his hand.

All over his BMW leather seats. With his girlfriend riding shotgun. And he can’t get the smell or stains out. And his girlfriend dumps him and tells everyone about his shitting all over his car on Twitter.

But the time stamp is off by 36 years!

“...friendship with all nations” wait isn’t Brexit just a big fuck you to the rest of Europe?

Anyone else read that paraphrase on the badge’s specs in Q’s voice from James Bond? I almost felt like he was going to interrupt with “don’t touch that 007!” then continue to drone on...

I think Canadians are willing to forgive him for the donuts but if his coffee doesn’t come in a brown paper cup he’s going to have a hard time charming his way at of that one eh?

Fucking weird ass rich people, man. I wish I had enough money to believe in magic.

Eh, doesn’t look like it: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/did-tvs-greg-brady-seriou_b_7735246

Weren’t cast members from Brady Bunch fucking each other IRL tho?

She’ll endorse him if he gets the nod and we all know it. All this tit-for-tat does is remind us how Bernie supporters picked up their toys and went home after the primaries back in 2016.