The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

The Neverending Process.

And away we go:

Sports fans are THE WORST.

That’s exactly what I’m afraid of: that he’s only willing to complete a trade if he can score it as a “win.” Which is dumb!

Maybe the Nets trade and the Isaiah deal broke his brain? Because there’s no way Danny can believe this:

Great article. I think one of the most salient points is that Ange just does not want to be seen as having lost a trade. Part of me thinks it’s this weird obsession with wanting to be seen on the same level as Belichick in Boston.

With the added bonus of telling him payroll is down.

Every major Chicago team has a title within our lifetime. Fuck off you with your Bill Simmons lite woe is me bullshit.

Pictured: Danny Ainge and his draft picks.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

weird, but thanks for the reply

Content! (I assume they’re bots that do it. Usually it’s just whatever video was embedded in a post, re-uploaded under that account, with the entire text of the post as the video description.)

Look at the dates: That Deadspin post went up two days before the video was uploaded to Youtube. There are entire accounts on Youtube that just copy-paste entire Deadspin articles.

At this point, knowing almost nothing about what this guy actually stands for, I’m still confident saying that this is the most compelling political ad I’ve ever seen. Well fuckin’ done.

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

Lmao the federalist

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in