Hell, Dubya’s gonna look like a fucking genius after 4 years of Trump.

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

Please keep in mind, while the prior pope was forced to join the Hitler Youth and Luftwaffenhelfer, he fled/deserted and denounced Nazism.

The real “cool pope” would be like “this religion is bullshit and you’re all dumb fucks” as soon as he gets his hat thingy.

Go on...

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

A feminist wants any woman to do whatever she wants to in her life as long as she doesn’t hurt anyone else. If a lady wants to wear a burka, let her.

Gotta love the dedication to keep those last 5 strands of hair on the top of his head.

And he’ll probably beat it. Here in good old Louisiana we have a very generous law written back when carjacking was a bigger deal. It allows you to shoot anyone trying to take your car. He can claim that he was in fear of being carjacked. And since the charges were dropped in his other road rage incident a decade ago,…

the charge generally relates to what evidence the prosecution has and can prove beyond a reasonable doubt, as well as what the state’s law requires to prove each element of murder. Generally, murder requires preconceived intent to cause great bodily harm.

They had all the pieces in place until they lost Drake LaRoche...then Sale cut up all the pieces and scattered them all over the locker room.

For eight year old CaptainButters this was my Waterloo. Never passed it. Thanks for the great memories.

We’re about to have a conspiracy theorist running around in the White House.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Still can’t watch the news, so I don’t know what’s going on here, but I just came to say that Rep. Ellison is beloved in MN. Even the people who hate his politics still respect the guy because of his absolute devotion to his district and his state. He has deeply held and very strong convictions, but he is not an…

Oh, he SHOULD allow her on his show. No discrimination here. He sliced and diced her quite fairly.