Where’s the hookers and blow?

President Trump will have cancelled Saturday Night Live by then.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Nah, it actually wasn’t. Cleveland losses are hapless endeavors that grab defeat from the jaws of victory (see: the Browns). The Indians were dogged tonight. They fought hard.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

We also would have accepted John Wilkes Booth.

I see Jay Cutler is going as Lee Harvey Oswald this Halloween.  

I’ll bet no one saw anything like this coming. Usually these public/private partnerships are great for both parties and a real positive for the surrounding community.

Excuse me, but according to my Facebook feed this cache of emails holds the proof that will finally send her to prison. For ... something. But it’s about time!!!

They would have anyway

Better response: “Moving forward, the Philadelphia 76ers will no longer play the national anthem before games because there is literally no reason for it to be played.”

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Michigan’s Harbaugh, who would rake in...$25.5 million

[eye roll]
[distinct wanking motion]

That’s what marriage is for.

Dang it all, I should have picked richer parents.

+1 let the big dog eat. great comment was starting to get a bit long, but then you closed strong. 9/10

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Did you just all lives matter me