+1 windy day.

Jesus, how hard is it to get someone up on a scissor lift and fix that thing.....

+1 billy goat

“Ties were not uncommon occurances back in the old days.”

Do the Cubs have a “T” flag?

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

You’re forgetting two other 16-bit players who have not retired:

lol. it kinda looks like he’s watching the game on the jumbotron. in which case, did he have a brief realization a nanosecond before the hit where he was like “whoa that dumb fuck staring up into the sky is about to get lit up!” or “whoa that guy looks kinda like me!”

Exactly, also I know I’m a dick but I kind of like watching people in suits get hurt.

Also important:

I understand where you’re coming from, but blame Hulk Hogan not Deadspin.

Ah, so you’re this guy, huh?

No kidding. Sports *again*?!

Also of note:

Career highlight from Baseball-Reference.com:

Don’t know why you have an /s, a huge percentage of the (mostly white) population believes that very thing.

The very first nation to recognize the USA’s independence, in 1777, was Morocco — a Muslim country.

I WILL BUILD A WALL AND THE GOTHS WILL PAY FOR IT! -Emperor Trumpicus Maximus 416 C.E.

+30,000 cars sitting on the 110

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.