Happy for you, Coach Smith. Congrats from a once-upon-a-time 10 year old tomboy who dreamed of becoming the NFL’s first female kicker. You will inspire so many little girls.

NFL security requested that state police bring the balls to the stadium? And they did? Great use of taxpayer money.

i’m still waiting on mine

this part is my fav

I was disappointed by New Vegas from a technical standpoint. That engine was so janky by then that I had trouble looking at that game even when it was brand new.

Yeah, sorry, I only follow real sports. Like NASCAR.

Has this country gone soft?

“The car physics are more realistic in GTA IV in terms of handling, and also in terms of how the cars crash.”

“Hey Patricia, its your cousin, lets go bowling!”

I’ve been beating this drum for a while. Seahawks fans are gunning for Pats fans as the most insufferable in the league.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Feast Mode.

Please shut up. Matt Barnes has no claim on his estranged wife’s love life. She is not his property, and if she and Fisher want to be together, so be it. That is her decision and Fisher’s decision, and Matt Barnes has no right to attempt to violently deal with it. I understand his being upset - it is not an easy thing…

How did Chris Paul not get any votes?

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

As an NCAA football player (at the time), the only incorrect answer to the psychologist’s question is human being.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.