Now I see my problem...I was grabbing my left butt cheek with my right hand, and my right butt cheek with my left hand.

It is a horrible story, one that doesn’t deserve snark. If they were killed by American policemen, there would be nothing but outrage, but they weren’t, so here we are.

Other than self-aggrandizement....what was the point of your comment.

Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

Movie?  I’m good with when they make it to an episode of Mayday/Air Crash Investigation

You’re getting rescued from the grays for this comment, and you’ll have to live with that forever.

““If you spread your cheeks as you sit down, you have a lot less wiping to do,” says repliers_beware. I’m not sure how this works, but some redditors really seem to like it.”

whats not to get? while standing grab your left butt cheek with your left hand and your right butt cheek with your right hand. as you go to sit…

Make sure your CPO is not a POS or you can be SOL.

Who paid to sit in first class and who got a free upgrade.

This is one of those stories where I feel like I definitely need more information before I inevitably judge the shit out of one or both of the parties involved.

Exactly, besides for heterosexual women understanding male post coital tendencies might help significantly in their relations. For instance why do some dudes get all weird, distant and disinterested after sex. It might help women deal with this sudden change of personality, it also might help encourage men to not act…

Understanding and empathy doesn’t get the clicks, rally the idiots, or bring out the trolls. Snark does. 

That stood out to me. I’m not sure how to interpret that.

about which I am really trying to muster some freaking empathy.

Liver let die. 

This is so shameful. As a society why do we keep doing this to people. Everyone is up on their high horse. Is it possible he grew up in a racist home and area and that was all he knew? Its nurture v nature. He left his environment realized his errors and has not had a public slip up since he was 17!!!!!!!! His…

Lol yeah, I get he cheated, but he also raised millions and millions of dollars for cancer research. As far as I’m concerned, his indiscretion wasn’t as bad as his positive contribution

Man, I fucking loved his bit in Tour de Pharmacy. I mean, I thought the whole thing was hysterical, but his bits in particular had me rolling. Hopefully he’s not done making fun of himself on screen.

Sure, but the point of the piece is that he understands, recognizes and accepts that he is deserving of the plight that he’s in.

my MIL played co-ed softball many years ago and some raging asshole dude KNOCKED HER FRONT TEETH OUT during a play - her teeth have been fucked up ever since.