Now I see my problem...I was grabbing my left butt cheek with my right hand, and my right butt cheek with my left hand.

It is a horrible story, one that doesn’t deserve snark. If they were killed by American policemen, there would be nothing but outrage, but they weren’t, so here we are.

Other than self-aggrandizement....what was the point of your comment.

Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

Movie?  I’m good with when they make it to an episode of Mayday/Air Crash Investigation

You’re getting rescued from the grays for this comment, and you’ll have to live with that forever.

““If you spread your cheeks as you sit down, you have a lot less wiping to do,” says repliers_beware. I’m not sure how this works, but some redditors really seem to like it.”

whats not to get? while standing grab your left butt cheek with your left hand and your right butt cheek with your right hand. as you go to sit…

How about we stop freaking out about having a completely bezel-less design and just leave enough room on the face of the phone for the non-screen things that make sense there? I’d MUCH rather have stereo front-facing speakers than an extra 30 pixels of screen width.

I can’t wait for full width sensor cutouts. Baseline Encapsulating Zero Extension Linear Sensor-cutouts...

Make sure your CPO is not a POS or you can be SOL.

Exactly, besides for heterosexual women understanding male post coital tendencies might help significantly in their relations. For instance why do some dudes get all weird, distant and disinterested after sex. It might help women deal with this sudden change of personality, it also might help encourage men to not act…

Understanding and empathy doesn’t get the clicks, rally the idiots, or bring out the trolls. Snark does. 

That stood out to me. I’m not sure how to interpret that.

about which I am really trying to muster some freaking empathy.

Uhhhhh no, dumb shit. I supported Assange when he was exposing atrocities. The second he stopped being transparent and started taking Russian money, he lost credibility. Fuck along off now

Or when he starting playing for Russia? When he only released information that would hurt Democrats? He's not being neutral and exposing the truth on all sides. He may have been, but stuff changed and he's clearly corrupted. 

Sure. You can choose to read it read it that way. Like so many of your ilk choose not to believe in evolution, or global warming, or human rights...

Or “I am in favor of exposing war crimes, I am not in favor of enabling a foreign autocratic state to interfere in our election.” Funny that.

I mean if he had leaked something actually incriminating against obama or clinton, like an attack chopper strafing civilians and journalists, you might have a real gotcha comment there.  As it is you look like a damn fool waving his limp pud at everyone.

Yup. Based on interviews with ex-friends and ex-partners he seems like a narcicist that was doing this not out of morals or truth but a power fantasy. Emboldened by facing off against governments who generally try nabbing people through official channels He popped his head up and put a target on himself flaunting his p…