Dana White cheats at Words with Friends.

Dana White designed Elon Musk’s submarine

Dana White is the reason for two Darrins.

Attach Dana White’s name to an unscrupulous rumor and I will believe it. Go ahead, try me.

They do, but it’s still not considered trash the way celebrity news is. A lot of people that complain about how terrible sport media is still hold onto the idea of a purer reporting that could exist in a better world. No one really seems to think gossip stuff could be better; it’s baddness starts at the subject.

“genetic luck” or not, Tom Brady is famous because of his talent. Kim K is famous b/c she had sex on camera and has a rich dad. There’s a big difference between the two, even if, today, they’re kind of viewed the same way.

10 ways to give your man a better hand job (cosmo and the like) or Labron James going to the Lakers? It does sound very similar in content. 

Once again, you only will make an argument strictly on your own terms that fit you, as if my ability to quote a law is the only thing that matters. Despite the fact that liability is determined by so many other factors other than an explicit law one can cite. Dram Shop Law from a liability perspective to an operator,…

We are talking liability and licensing policies you nitwit, which range far, far broader than simple laws. If you’d spent your career needing to know this, working with insurance companies to establish best practices you know this. But you’re a frivolous person I see, a lightweight, not to be taken seriously. Because…

But if you have a bathroom that is open to the customers, it is a public bathroom and should be a truly public bathroom.

Ok, howbout this - You are selling your home. You are having an “open house.” You are literally opening your house to the public (for a purpose, sort of like how a business does). People come to look at your house, some with realtors, other without.

Had to be number two. The type of panic involved here doesn’t line up with a piss. 

It’s great for the homeless people. Awful for the customers and establishment. Would you be pleased if the bathroom had a naked homeless dude by the sinks using paper towels to wash? Add the used syringes, people trying to sneak in before close to stay all night, it would be anarchy.

This is a bad take. You’ll get homeless guys basically taking a homeless shower in your restaurant bathroom.

So turn your nice establishment in to a public urinal...are you stupid

Starred for water closet

Also, a drunk using the bathroom could either trash the place, or spread human waste products all over the room.  When that happens in a hotel or restaurant, it’s the staff that has to clean up.

That’s a terrible policy. The bathrooms would have to be cleaned more often, use more consumables and cause unnecessary foot traffic in a business. Government doesn’t need to fix a problem that doesn’t exist. 

I guess that beat out “I had my fingers crossed”, or “Takeback Tuesdays!”

I would love to be in the meeting where they farted out that idea. “Uh...what if you said you meant to say ‘wouldn’t’?”