As you float there in the murky black surrounded by tiny clicks pressing against the frayed fabric of your mind. You may think you’re safe, but deep in your brain, in the animal side, it begins to ask questions. Are you really swimming ..... or being hunted?

Blergh

His red skin was inflamed, almost sick. His belly fat hung over his hip bones. He slid his thick penis along the line of my thigh, as it hardened.

It's not the puffy male nipple we want, but it's the puffy male nipple we need.

I was at a gathering of friends yesterday and people started telling their stories of being emotionally assaulted by Christians.

God kills an infant to teach the parents a lesson, which is that they should love God more. The God who just killed their baby.

Good for this guy. I’m about done with Baptists this week. If you’re religion dictates you should tell parents that just lost their baby to SIDS that it happened because they weren’t living right, then you deserve to see your diety mocked. Sorry, I’m getting a little personal, but this happened to a good friend…

do whatever you want, man, but that fucking undead baby is messing with my head right now

Considering these people truly believe that Jesus was killed and then rose from the dead, you’d think they would be much more receptive to this very appropriate zombie nativity scene.

It was a dream sequence, so I think in this instance they could be forgiven for the hair being too perfect when she lands. It kind of adds to the too-perfect unreality of the scene.

But the neatness of her hair and dress is a visual clue/reminder that the scene is happening in her imagination.

I didn’t like this effect much - her hair went from flailing around her head to perfectly still around her shoulders too jarringly. I think it would’ve been more realistic to make Krysten drop from a chromakeyed step so there’s still some sense of motion when her feet hit the floor.

Me, I was picturing the end of PRINCESS BRIDE.

You know, just the other day someone asked who DumpTruck hadn’t offended and I was like “I think he hasn’t said anything overtly racist about the Jews?” I should have known to just wait a minute.

I get you. I don’t think it will stop.

Weekly shootings used to feel like a lot...soon it will be the morning/afternoon/evening shootings.

Excuse me, America. Are you quite finished yet?