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As I read the news today I actually the fleeting thought that I’m glad I’m a disabled veteran. Dark times my friends.

SB 562 is working its way through the California legislature. Some text...

Did you just #WhatTheFuckALLPeople op?

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

My favorite thing about the flukiest quarter of basketball in living memory is that it convinced the Clippers to pay Josh Smith.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

Awesome, not even the first time he’s scored 146 on purpose after finding out there wasn’t a maximum break bonus/bounty...

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

This man is a genius.

“Our goal is to facilitate positive discussion among solution-oriented people who believe in the power of sharing ideas and personal connections.”

That is extremely unpersuasive academic sounding bullshit.

It is a cosmic injustice if Westbrook isn’t crash bandicoot.

Petty Bourgeois. Who’s the Marxist on the Thunder?

Hmmmm, not very liberal minded of Mr. Chait to want to shut down the free speech of protesters.

Your comparison is inapt: the non-acronym plural of run-batted-in is runs-batted-in, but the non-acronym plural of quarterback is quarterbacks, not quarters-back.

Is Law suggesting that baseball is evolving? If so, I hope he enjoys his suspension.

There’s no way Nenê got any MVP votes.

Counterpoint: don’t throw baseballs at people.