“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

That’s just bass-ackwards thinking, friend.

This should be cross-posted to a blog called Insane Man. Eggplant is like a very acidic gourd that thinks it’s a balloon animal.

Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

Run. fast.

From my experience, she is probably trying to find where exactly the penis is at. It’s a good first step before the crying.

Address the need for the hustle. The degree to which people labor for even basic goods is criminal. We should seek ways to alleviate our systems of the mechanics that create drastic economic inequalities.

I can’t entirely agree. Games are simply not as economically accessible as other mediums. They are expensive for professionals, let alone hobbyists or casual players.

I don’t really have anything insightful or hilarious to say (to be fair I rarely do on either front). This was a truly delightful video, thanks for posting.

I was relieved of some of my blood a few years ago, and I did the old “I’m not good at this” routine with the phlebotomist. I then asked “how much do you need to take,” and she wouldn’t tell me. 10 vials later, I survived, but about 4 in I weakly asked, “are you almost done?” To which I got a semi-polite, “no,” in…

I’m sure you’ll say a lot of stupid things until you’re blue in the face. Cyclists have as much of a right to the road as anyone else. If you can’t be trusted to remain aware of what is on the road with you then you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car.

Yep get those cars off the roads until they can learn to drive safely!

I’m very curious as to what you define as “clean.” Visibly clean? Free of germs? Free of dirt?

Alright all ya clean freaks, challenge issued: Bet you can’t tell me one instance of when you actually noticed whether or not someone washes their legs on the reg.

Against all odds, omitting Ichiro is now the biggest journalistic faux pas of Jordan’s career. Update this post!

*millions die of preventable disease and starvation while a few dozen people own half the wealth of the planet that is dying from climate change* capitalism works well in theory...

Thankfully we here in America celebrate our pacifist revolutionaries and so don’t have to worry about the hypocrisy of condemning a different nation for using violence in overthrowing a foreign government while idolizing our similar actions.

How does one boycott something one has (presumably) already paid for?

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.