Nintendo 3DS: “Daddy’s Big Little Nintendo”

Well, smart guy, it comes down to a number of plays over 90 minutes, with his dive being one of the more important ones.

That’s exactly it! There’s no like, glowing red sign saying Korok seed puzzle, but you look at something and go “huh, that looks kinda funny” and then you get pulled halfway across a mountain just cause three trees stood in a row funny.

Note that “obstruction of breathing” is legal in NYC if you see someone selling a cigarette.

What does he have tickets?

Dude’s gonna show up in the grays rubbing his lucrative salary in our faces.

The Miami Heat would have at least had the decency to retire his jersey

More damning are the lyrics to the song “Royals”:

Special Projects desk is on the job.

Liberals are why Sanders wasn’t the candidate. I’m not relying on liberals.

That you think wanting the redistribution of wealth by killing off all the Jews is socialism and that you read the National Review are two things that really seem to go hand in hand!

That is absolutely true. Last time they were in power they were able to get a shitty healthcare bill passed that gave just enough of a blowjob to the insurance industry to wrangle their centrists and please their donors.

No.

He’s surprising (and angering) many conservative Catholics, the type who are more upset over birth control than poverty (and who will never admit that the former can help with the latter, but I digress). People in my extended group of acquaintances are freaking the F out and are alternatively “praying for his soul”…

I don’t think Dems want to do those things. I mean, they will do them when it is politically convenient to do so, but they aren’t going to stake out ground and actually put themselves on the line for it.

It takes a pretty myopic person to think that any of these:

Except... they’re not. Socialist ideals, taken outside the context of socialism, are actually incredibly popular.

I guess to understand it you’d have to look at what happens with Democrats actually in power vs. their stated platform.

Stewart Lee has a great bit about this. It’s about the Conservatives and Labour in the UK but I think it applies equally well here:

Non-major events are usually best of three instead of best of five.