Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

EC votes are Senators plus House reps. So they aren’t proportionately tied to population because a theoretical state with a population of one would still get three EC votes. This means the lower the population of a state, the more powerful a single citizen’s vote in that state is. It’s bullshit that my vote as a…

Third parties are smothered in the crib with the current system. We need proportional representation for a third (or fourth!) party to have a chance.

This is like when the President says he doesn’t want to be known as the Drone President, and then drones more people.

As a maple-sucker myself, this is really pathetic and condescending. Also, untrue!

The Prime Minister of Canada is technically a delegate of the UK monarchy or whatever. Canada can shut the fuck up.

We get it Canada. You just elected Justin Trudeau. We’re all super stoked for you.

“Let’s be kind to our GOP brethren. There is no need to shove the rise of Trump in anybody’s face. When necessary, remind people of what can happen but let’s remember that nobody won in this election.”

This presupposes that I give a fuck about Texas or anything south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

Then you better hope to christ that no Russians get near it

This might not be a big deal, but your take is objectively wrong.

There’s good stuff in The Slot. Granted, I see it mostly when it’s crossposted, but I like the “new” Deadspin. Used to visit Gawker too, so really all this does is cut down on the amount of tabs I’ve got open.

Bullshit. I bet most of the people who know who Fredette (an actual professional athlete) is don’t know that he’s mormon but the ONLY thing most people know about Tebow is how fucking annoyingly Jesus-y he is.

Hurling. Heritage.

He looked friendlier and cuter when he was fat. Now he looks like some emaciated cigarette stealing skateboarder punk that never gets the girl and ends up bitter and annoying. Good to be healthy though. I’m vegan myself.

I’m curious. As a matter of course, is the “Deadspin Staff” tagline used when none of you are individually willing to sign off on an article but it has to be published? I’m picturing Marchman trying to feign such excitement and literally gagging as he types it.

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

Coach Van Gundy had put together the perfect team. The only thing he was missing was a good center. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a big man who could ensure a Finals win.

Every dude's like gold teeth, bling rings, makin' all the baskets