“If Pete had done his research, he would know that there’s no such thing as a hypoallergenic dog, that at least a quarter of dogs in shelters are purebreds, and that Petfinder has listings for homeless dogs of every breed under the sun, including the one he purchased.”

peta is a terrible organization that turns off most people to the idea of animal rights and shouldn’t be calling out individuals just buying a pet. bother farming  corporations and big box pet stores that still sell animals.

Tone of this piece is odd. HOPE SHE’S HAPPY IN A GARAGE. If I made whatever $$$ she pulled for a couple hours recording VO in a garage I’d be happy as fuck.

Dude: You’re just afraid of men.

Has his mind deteriorated to the point that he doesn’t know how babies are made anymore?

OMG, what an anticlimactic disappointment that will be!

Schrödinger’s President. From the people who brought us Schrödinger’s Immigrant:

I love how President Biden is (in the minds of MAGA morons) simultaneously a dementia-addled puppet reading off of cue cards and a criminal mastermind overseeing an international money laundering ring of pedophiles.

I think his nose got bigger and it makes his head look smaller?

If he lacks the mental faculties to be President how come half your party is bitching about he just jobbed them in negotiations?  Think long and hard about that, you fucking idiot.  

Now, criticism of the DNC’s decision to not schedule debates with other Democratic candidates like Marianne Williamson and RFK Jr. has been vocalized on the left, as well

wow, dawsons creaky. 

Meh. Seems smarter and more capable than you are by all accounts.

I’m over ableist assholes deciding that a stammer is an issue. Van Der Beek has been irrelevant for 20 years and can crawl back under a rock.

You can’t have fascism without infighting.

I’ve said it on multiple posts now, this is the corner of fuck around and find out. All these red states banning abortions are creating impossible situations for doctors, patients, and the children they’re theoretically “protecting”. Physicians are starting to leave those states for fear of incarceration.

It’s going to be devastating to her family, because this child — who still may die — is going to continue to rack up enormous expenses. And she has no chance of having another child. An abortion would have given her the chance of having another child. I know, people will say “oh, she could adopt”, but there’s no way…

There are 50 state governors, how dare the fashion mags not feature the spouse of one of them because she is being determinedly if half-assedly un-fashionable? I’d be impressed if she did a good enough job to interest a performance-art or costuming publication, certainly. But this is just Boyd Rice level crap at best.

The best defense against tyranny is a well educated population. Why do you think Republicans have cutting school funding for the last 3 decades? 

The American Reich marches on.