There’s no such thing as a “decent apology” on Jezebel. He could commit sepuku and apologise to every woman on the planet and someone here would still think it wasn’t enough, that he didn’t really mean it and that he wasn’t taking responsibility. I don’t even know who this guy is but whatever, so he has a couple of…

Kind of. He blamed it on his upbringing instead of himself. Kind of the easy way out in my opinion.

Am I insane that I actually think that’s a decent apology?

“Now, look into her eyes and answer this one question. Could you take this woman?”

“You can’t win fail if you don’t play!”

There’s no text more terrifying than:

and a barely effective aphrodisiac.

On the upside, her morning routine just got so much shorter.

I’m willing to bet it would still be news as it’s a massive undertaking regardless of sex. I know she didn’t make it particularly far but luck is a huge factor in this type of endeavour, and sometimes it just turns out to be a wash. I hope she has the chance to give it another go.

Everyone’s texting “hey” because it works!

Needs more Janney!

But it says “tried to lift. . . not ‘lifted’

I don’t know.

I feel like if having an attractive wait staff is part of your business plan, then asking them to wear particular foot-wear isn’t totally out of line.

I don’t know how this all of a sudden is something to be outraged about?

Funny story: this law already has another precedent. About 2 years ago, a woman in Osaka successfully sued her husband’s coworker for being his “emotional mistress”. She admits that he once begged her to be his for-realsies mistress, but she turned him down because he was married and they just became friends instead.…

Absolutely. I’ve seen the pics of him as a golden retriever puppy.

why do men always have to have the professional pressure and work hard for most of the time, in a sad company for a boss :( I would like to stay home and take care of the child, it sure is exhausting but atleast no pressure... But I’m not really working... and don’t have kids..

Well you know, ex communist country. People get used to some things

See Rachel Dolezal, this is how you do it.