I’m hearing that it failed because it didn’t screw people over enough. I hesitate to call it a win just yet.

Can we go with “not bad”? It does feel pretty good, but I’m concerned that my standards for what counts as good have gotten way too low recently.

I honestly don’t know, but I’m going to take today to enjoy 45's massive failure. Which I made sure to tweet to him and Ryan. 

This is the first time I’ve genuinely smiled since you know when, so . . . .

Yeah today was okay . . .

sam rockwell is my boyfriend.

Oh I am hyped for this. Look at this cast! They’ve got everybody! I’m so pumped! Get on my screen already!

Frances McDormand is a national treasure.

oh I will ABSOLUTELY be watching the hell out of this. An amazing cast that spends the whole movie delightfully cursing? Yep. Sign me up.

Yeah, I got no beef with that.

I think when boys hit the age of 12 the vast majority of them are extremely kickable. They deserve it and should have it coming at all times.

I’ve never met a teen boy that I haven’t wanted to kick in the crotch, my (two plus decades ago) self included.

My 94 year old mother has dementia. I have fun with my mother’s shoddy memory every couple of weeks by telling her that Donald Trump is president. The look on her face is always precious.

Gotta be honest here, there have been teen boys that I have wanted to kick in the crotch all through my many years of life on earth.

Or Brexit!

So how did they react when they found out that Trump was President of the United States?

How large are the raccoons where you live? Remind me never to visit there.

The Producers anyone?

“It was a little bit disappointing because there were at the time other kids we thought should really get in on the merits, and they did not.”