Chorizo!

My girl is going away to college, other side of the country, next year. She’s a petite book worm. I just told her this morning she would be spending June and July learning Krav Maga.

I know they always want an actor with a name, but could they have gone with someone older, who can at least move a little? I’m thinking Beyonce, Amy Adams or Emily Blunt.

She’s really into colonics so her shit doesn’t stink.

Argh! Now I’m going to have to see this. (I’ll wait till it’s on Netflix or free tho). Back in the day, I was a dancer, and it drives me crazy when actors who can’t dance get these roles.

LOL on Plant & Smits.

LA, late summer 1986. Nicolas Cage almost hit my car/me when he sped out of an alley way into on-coming traffic. He jumped out (just used his biceps) of the convertible he was driving, top was down, and proceeded to pound on the hood of my car in a rage cursing, threatening to kill me and demanding I get out of my…

Is that Putin dressed like Santa?

Well whoever does her neck, is a master. Her neck and doesn’t belong to a 76 year old.

As a former dancer and lover of Hollywood musicals, it’s very frustrating to watch actors with, no sense of rhythm or movement, who can’t dance for shit, given parts meant for dancers who can act. There are plenty performers who can do both, what a waste!

First season was damn compelling, then the second season... woo-ee, whoosh, so many feelings crashing in on my little soul. I’d be in a twist till next Sunday.

My teenage child sees my MIL for what she is, a hypocritical, myopic and bigot. “I love her but,,,,,, (sigh) Grandma’s pretty stupid.”

Chernobyl.

Latin American immigrants work in the field for less than their true market value?

My husband told our child “I didn’t vote either one of the major party candidates.” (We live in a swing state.) He hasn’t admitted this to me yet.

Bad bleach job.

But while Eric and Donald Jr. are too unsettling, inbred-looking,

My mother has every photo/card they’ve sent, over the past 8 years, on display throughout her house, in frames just like they were members of our family. It’s gonna be a long-hard 4-8 years.

It was very sweet and touching. It was also too short, when the credits started to roll, we looked at each other with a “wait? what?.... we’re not ready for it to be over” look. Metaphor for January 2017.

If you haven’t seen “Southside With You” yet, it may help you prepare for the on-coming depression, malaise..... I saw it over the summer and shed a few tears, when during a couple really sweet scenes I thought “Oh! They won’t be our First Couple any more...”