This little fella is my new oatmeal cooker for the microwave - works great.

This is my new “oatmeal cooker” for the microwave. I leave the lid a little bit loose (90% closed) and put a paper plate underneath (just in case it I get some boil over, when making a larger batch). The straighter sides help with preventing the boil over effect.

That’s voluntary.

I know, I’m all, OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Between this and the fella who made his own cabin… I’m coming out of menopause. Jeez… the hormones…

AH-HA, this! I was watching a montage of her in SNL and said “Shine on you crazy diamond!”

Well, if she insists….

I haven’t seen this show in years (cut the cable cord), but was visiting a very sick, friend who said her “show was on, do you mind if we watch it together?” Anyway, we come in during the intro/bio, my friend says “I LOVE La’Porsha, she’s the best this show has ever had……” - I’m totally distracted by her hair (“cool…

Oh yeah, I forgot about that, thanks.

Cate Blanchett, Carol……... ISN’T tainted by the help of a shitbag director who diddles his stepkids. Boy was THAT awkward!

Could you add a “Yes, if not sober.” option?

But I think that when you adopt an animal, that animal is your responsibility for life, and not just when it’s convenient.

Please tell your friend this is very commonplace in business as well.

The new, old fat nannies, were watching the kids

#SoMakeHerLookLikeSheGotTheSakeStylistAsAKardashian

Yep, once these holy-rollers, start getting affected/infected, they’re gonna have a whole new relationship with their God(s).

Damn they were gorgeous, their dancing was fierce, just just loved them sooooo much!

Yeah, me too. And you know why? Cuz we’re not like this:

Yes, he is a YUGELY accomplished in his ability to talk out of his ass, he’s the best!

How about these on watercress?