Cate Blanchett, Carol……... ISN’T tainted by the help of a shitbag director who diddles his stepkids. Boy was THAT awkward!

Could you add a “Yes, if not sober.” option?

But I think that when you adopt an animal, that animal is your responsibility for life, and not just when it’s convenient.

Please tell your friend this is very commonplace in business as well.

The new, old fat nannies, were watching the kids

#SoMakeHerLookLikeSheGotTheSakeStylistAsAKardashian

Yep, once these holy-rollers, start getting affected/infected, they’re gonna have a whole new relationship with their God(s).

Damn they were gorgeous, their dancing was fierce, just just loved them sooooo much!

Yeah, me too. And you know why? Cuz we’re not like this:

Yes, he is a YUGELY accomplished in his ability to talk out of his ass, he’s the best!

How about these on watercress?

The Graduate

You seem like a pretty smart cookie, but damn, you’re a wet blanket.

I don’t Facebook, may I ask you a favor and send him the following for me?

Condolences.

I’ll finish that for you…. thanks, for nothing.

Yep, it was a pretty different time, especially if you lived in LA.

Yes, this is going to be a very fun one to watch for the next year.

I just gave up. I wasn’t talented enough to break through all that crap.

I call them “lazy boards.”