Could you add a “Yes, if not sober.” option?

But I think that when you adopt an animal, that animal is your responsibility for life, and not just when it’s convenient.

Please tell your friend this is very commonplace in business as well.

The new, old fat nannies, were watching the kids

#SoMakeHerLookLikeSheGotTheSakeStylistAsAKardashian

Yep, once these holy-rollers, start getting affected/infected, they’re gonna have a whole new relationship with their God(s).

Damn they were gorgeous, their dancing was fierce, just just loved them sooooo much!

Yeah, me too. And you know why? Cuz we’re not like this:

Yes, he is a YUGELY accomplished in his ability to talk out of his ass, he’s the best!

How about these on watercress?

I don’t Facebook, may I ask you a favor and send him the following for me?

I’ll finish that for you…. thanks, for nothing.

Yep, it was a pretty different time, especially if you lived in LA.

Yes, this is going to be a very fun one to watch for the next year.

I just gave up. I wasn’t talented enough to break through all that crap.

Here’s a toast, to you, that may the New Year bring something extra in your finances…. also, lots of health to you and your children!

Argh, you just made me spew tea all over my keyboard! Oh, dear, we say “good bake” as well, but, “I wouldn’t eat that, Mary.” Hilarious!

We hired a contractor to do some work at our facility which entailed digging a trench in front of a loading dock. The contractors cherubic, sweet looking, rosy cheeked foreman, of 28 years (looked 18) stole the backhoe from a construction site, 5 miles away. I couldn’t believe it, that aw-shucks kid next store, soft…

The one, and only, time I’ve been to London, I was complete blown away at the constant steam of super luxurious vehicles I saw in that city.

Alas, I only have one star to give…… I searched for the first person to post this, ugh, the ugliest of all lies.