10.0 in terms of drop kicking him in the nuts.

Thanks for nothing. I had my work-face going till I read this, and LOLed/cackeled.

I just lit a candle for you.

Dang! I’m always looking for something to replace the Fringe.

couldn’t take any more.

I’ve been waiting for this to come out on Hulu.

My childhood is pockmarked with sexual abuse. It wasn’t until I was in my mid-twenties, and going to therapy (thank you LM, DB and LS) at minimum three days a week, did I realize that not all children went though and survived half of what I did. It’s left me with a very ying-yang sense of self-worth.

My father tricked my mother into marrying him so he could get papers.

Agreed. They’re no different than other biker gang.

There has to be someone, somewhere, who knows this person’s identity!?!?!?

This could be a plot in a Mexican novela (soap opera).

A friend was arrested (weed, one joint) when it came time to take her photo the policewoman ripped the glasses off my friend’s face with so much force it broke one of the hinges on the her glasses and pushing her wig off. She told my friend that she “should know better to wear glasses during a mugshot!”

I thought they made people take off their glasses for mug shots?

This has to be preemptive - so their business is never scrutinized by NOVA producers.

I know perfectly well most men start measuring themselves at the taint.

I believe a majority of adults that work in child related industries are sadists.

Junior year, in HS School (late 1970s), I was sexually harassed and fondled by a very popular biology teacher. I asked to be transferred to another class but had to explain, in detail what was happening in the class and that he was also beginning to follow me home, in his car, on the days I walked home from school. He…

We have a long haul shipments come in everyday and every once in a while there will be a woman in the cab who asks to use the bathroom. I will never assume or take for granted that any of these women are the trucker’s wives. From now on I will ask how they’re doing, other than letting them know “women’s bathroom is on…

I’m in my 50s and I’ve lost count, somewhere in my 30s, of how many times I’ve thought -

Man!!!!! I’ve been waiting for 10 years to get a car through Volvo’s overseas delivery program (and DAMN-IT!!!!!!) they are not taking any more orders for the XC90s till 2018. Crap, shit, fuck, piss!