Back in the mid 8o’s I worked at the restaurant in SOHO and the bass player from David Letterman lived upstairs, he came in almost everyday and was a zero tipper and would often leave without paying his check, (why the owner out up with his baloney?). Worst was when his large trashy family would come to visit him from…

LOL, that gif…. seriously, oh man.

Any and all of those people who used that excuse are horrible parents whose homes must be a cesspool of fecal spores.

If I wear a dress, which thankfully I rarely have to do anymore, I go full tilt with this lovely Spanks number and always have to take everything off to use the loo. Needless to say I’m pretty dehydrated after these events.

I used to have nice boobs, too big for a A cup too small for a B cup. I rarely needed to wear a bra; I miss that. Oh well, they’re healthy, knock on wood.

Yes! Especially since she, 99.9999999999999999% most likely, was given this by the generous folks at Balmain for free.

Nevada is a very corrupt state to try and operate a business. (I’m comparing this to my 18 years of working in NY). The amount of cronyism and corruption we have to combat just to keep our doors open is fucking nuts.

I and several family members have been part of unions here in Vegas, for years and in some cases decades, and no one has ever told any of us we needed to vote democrat or we’d lose our membership. They’ll explain why they’re behind one candidate or initiative on the ballot but that has been it.

“Upsell, Even If You’re Wrong!” Fella,

A “CLR”, good one.

I see cops pull people over at gas stations where I live all the time.

During a dispute with some clients about being slandered by them, so they could award 100% of 25+mil of business to one vendor, one of the culprits turned to me in frustration and said “you really know how to express yourself, you remind me of my ex.”

I have to say if my child was hurt of killed due to this type of negligence the only thing I would settle for is blood, gallons of it.

Me too. Hugs, sister.

This American Life had a terrifying story regarding a rabid raccoon:

I have a feeling you're "too nervous to really get down."

These are the hands of a man who's never put in an honest day of work in his life.

Good idea, I'm stealing it, thanks.

Thanks

I'm old - what does "nut on her" mean?