Have a Samsung flatscreen that’s a few years old now that insists on telling me every time it updates its smart features. I don’t wanna know! I don’t fucking care, especially as I’m in the middle of watching a goddamn movie!

Um no it doesnt. My italian wife would murder you for that.

To be fair, Samsung phones have always been a solid bet, and even the Note 7 is a pretty good winner aside from few that had battery issues. If you’ve exchanged yours, or waited a month (as you always should), there’d be nothing to complain about.

I’ve learned to never buy Samsung anything with any moving parts...

DVD-R135 - laser pickup failed, won’t read any discs
BD-UP5000 - laser pickup failed, can’t play second layer of DL discs so most movies crap out halfway through.
3 failed Samsung hard drives, both internal and external
Family has had other failures,…

Thanks, snapchat, for logging millions of women’s faces for us!

McLaren has nothing to do with mainstream automobiles. Learning how to engineer and build a $1M supercar offers very little practical application for the kind of mainstream automotive endeavors Apple is most likely to pursue.

It would be like advising Apple to buy the the f-35 assembly line in order to learn how to…

No..fucking..way..........

This isn’t new. Apple patented the douche bag when they sold the first iPhone.

A picture of Tim Cook announcing the new iBag

“What the actual fuck goddam fucking portrait video what the lazy ass fuck fuck fuck” = my exact reaction to this video in portrait mode.

Why the FUCK is this video in portrait mode? It’s like it was posted this way just to piss me off.

I have a Nest thermostat, 4 Nest cams (and 2 outdoor cams on the way), and 6 of the smoke detectors. Been thinking about the Hue lights. But I still don’t see the need to shout out commands. My phone never leaves my side. I can control all that stuff from the app.

If only that dongle’s cable was a little longer you could plug it into itself and have infinite charging.

As an electrical engineer, I am qualified to tell you that you’re an idiot.

Came here to say this.

I bet Samsung wishes they kept the removable battery thing going... They could have just sent people new batteries. Now they gotta send a whole phone.

Nope, common misconception. The most common type of hand sanitizer doesn’t contain antimicrobials. It just dries out the germs with alcohol, which is not a thing they can develop resistance to.

Hey, you’re totally preachin’ to the choir. I’ve always been aggravated that people have brought out decades old objections that don’t apply to new technologies when opposing nuclear. I want nuclear to go widespread myself.

You are what’s wrong with the tech industry.

When in reality, it’s Samsung’s patent of a dockable-style watch band, while offering illustrations of how others have implemented watch bands (there’s many different types of watches depicted here). But I’m sure this will stoke some fanboy’s fire (on either side of the aisle).