omg

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

“You are a special kind of stupid. You are one who clearly gets his news via headlines and fails to read anything a little more complicated.”

Somebody recently told me something that at least gives one bright side to having President Trump. The next four years is going to be really good for punk music.

monogamy took the bone, and matrimony took the balls.

Fuck

Cool a Barbie movie about anal. Kids will love it.

I absolutely don’t understand the Schumer appeal. In particular, the Old Navy commercials she’s presently in are so obnoxious they make me want to kick a puppy. More power to you if you’re a fan, she just isn’t my cup of tea.

Does it, though?

...They’ll learn that chocolate made by people is better then chocolate made from people?

Yeah, I find it strange that an engineer wouldn’t know this.

So... in the home team’s locker room... they have the Golden showers?

I think it is worth noting that Donald Trump is almost certainly not the next Hitler and that I generally find comparisons between Nazism, the Holocaust, and contemporary people and events highly distasteful and disrespectful of all those who lost their lives. There are exceptions of course. It is appropriate to…

I’ve dug several holes in my life and none were for burying a human. Maybe her goldfish died. Chin up everyone.

I have to disagree with one point. I don’t think they will show Professor X dying. I think it’s going to be a twist being that the Prof. was actually in Logan’s mind the whole time and was never actually with Logan.

....wut?

Jeez, you have terrible taste.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."