True, but, as an adult, she still thinks she had a great time. Her word should count for something.

We’re here!

Yeah, fuck that commercial informing people of medicine and fuck Chris Bosh’s health! I’d much rather see that puppymonkeybaby commercial again!

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

NFL execs are already lining up for the 2020 offseason, when they can finally sign a free agent who comes without any baggage.

Hey look everybody, Andy Dalton made it to the 2nd round of something.

Dude had two 5 WAR seasons and two more season above 2.5 WAR as a Giant.

Like most sports fans your understadning of the definition of ‘mediocre’ is well...mediocre.

And like most Giants fans, you probably weren’t paying attention during those two 5 WAR seasons. They were in 2009 and 2011...odd years...so you probably…

Sandoval? At this point I think he has put on enough weight to reach full on SandCircle...

Alive and entirely unable to do the YES

You mean the coach who drafted this girlfriend puncher? Ya, can’t imagine what anyone could say against him.

The defendant then reached over the valet podium where [victim] was standing and grabbed him around his neck with both hands. [Victim] stated that he continued to strangle him for approximately 5 to 6 seconds before [victim] was able to peel the defendant’s fingers from his neck.

I haven’t heard the term “Latin piece of shit” since the Robert Christgau review of this album:

“Stupid Cuban. Open the fucking door. I’m here. Now what?”.... He stated to me, “I’ll slap you in the face with money you fucking Cuban.”

I wonder if his daughter is reading this.

The Phillips family is to NFL defense what the media thinks the Ryan family is to NFL defense.

WWE didn’t want him headlining, this is true, but being cleared to perform isn’t the same as a guarantee you won’t get hurt again. CTE is a real thing and maybe Bryan made a very personal choice to not do further neurological harm to himself.

Putting fake maple syrup in the fridge doesn’t make you a monster, Kevin - simply having it in the first place does.