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That is my point. Somebody probably did smack this kid. Probably more than a few times. When things didn’t go his way, he turned violent. He learned that from someone. Most likely his father.

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

Beating a child makes them more likely to end up like this. Beating a child is never a good idea.

Your father clearly out kicked the coverage.

What we saw from the cook was about 10 years of pent up rage from serving spoiled brat college kids lunch every damn day.

Winner winner, mac n cheese din...forget it.

I don’t know if this is just this kid’s schtick to get back at mommy and daddy or what, but I hate people like this. He apparently believes there are no consequences in life for being a total jackass. And maybe for him there aren’t. What a useless idiot.

That was the second of two incidents in the same month. Here’s the first:

A couple of readers emailed me to let me know that this is not Luke’s first time getting arrested. He allegedly called a cop a “nigger” in September 2014, according to a police report.

The level of restraint shown by the workers is staggering. Incredible. That kid is lucky, no doubt.

you have not lived

And his obligatory facebook is all skiing pictures and unicycling!

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.

“All I wanted was some Mac & Cheese” - Shabazz Napier

This nine-minute video—which feels so much shorter than that

There goes a future Senator.

No matter what you do, Samer, Sean Newell is gone. He’s gone....

- “I tell you, that bacon jalapeño mac and cheese. It does things to a man.”

“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool”