If it weren’t for the USA, the world would be ruled by a Nazi regime or a Stalinist regime. Take your pick, you stupid fuck!

#NotAllCalBears

Right. Because it was conspiracy of American terrorists to make a crane collapse on the Grand Mosque.

Nice false equivalency. Both are tragic but they aren’t the same.

Ah, the Magary mating call.

Magary, would be my guess.

Played college ball and I remember the Coach saying on 9/11 this is where we get better and didn’t cancel practice (California). All the other teams have gone home, here’s where we get better. We didn’t get better.

But John Terry really is a cunt.

I have a 15 pound dog who would make the exact same noises as the dog in the video. Talking mad shit to 3 bears who would eat it in a second. Small dogs are the worst.

I call the big one bitey

Just read that, it’s like watching Patriots fans after a loss. Ugh.

these are some good bears

Marchman’s the big one

Bear cubs run amok, ruin hammock.

I’ve updated my first post with a correction. I still think it’s excessive for a guy who isn’t moving or attempting to flee, though. Also, the crime in question is identity theft!

Stop resisting!

+1 complementary screening

Well that was completely necessary what with the threatening way he was standing perfectly still and all.

Calm down, you’re gonna get through this.....