I’m not out here defending Jacksonville and Orlando, but you've placed two beach towns at the bottom? That just doesn't make sense.

Striking out is sometimes known as "fanning."

We will continue to post this joke as long as STL players continue to strike out.

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I think the question isn't whether or not this is a sport, but whether or not it's a GOOD sport. It's basically a five-second race between two people. Dull, if you ask me.

The Jazz are called that because the team was originally founded in New Orleans, and retained the logo/name/Mardi Gras color scheme when they moved out to Salt Lake City.

They should include this post in next year's edition of the Gawker Media Style Guide

As a rich white dude who grew up playing the game of golf, I completely understand where you're coming from. However, there are few things that feel better than hitting a ball on the fucking screws. If golf is dying, I will miss it.

Jon Lovitz! Amazing. This whole thing feels like a brilliantly crafted joke. I love everything about it.

Valentine's Day candied hearts are the worst seasonal candy.

Vanderbilt alumni here. God DAMN, do I love Nashville hot chicken. Freshman year, one of my fraternity's Hell Week events was called Wing Night, where we had to eat a full plate (breast, thigh, leg) of the hottest level from Prince's (a Bolton's rival in town). They're not joking about the toilet paper.

Actually, both are great and if you don't like it, it's because you're old and lame

I believe the larger point is that she met up with him that same night. Consent can be revoked at any time, but that behavioral pattern doesn't line up with the assertion that she did not consent to sex.

Dumb take! Beer games are fun. They combine two of my favorite things: beer, and games.

What an unbelievable story! Someone actually drank a beer at Notre Dame.

I was simply making the argument that you absolutely can (and should) stick to the 30% rule. If you can't find a place that meets your needs at 30%, you shouldn't live there. Hell, many landlords won't even rent to you.

No disagreement from me, man. Living in New York City is stupid. You're much better off finding a career in a cheaper city, saving your money, and building a capital base to support you later in life.

My younger sister lives near Murray Hill in a 2-bed for 1375? It's small as shit, but it's clean, and you can certainly find stuff at that rate.

Shit, a lot of you guys need a math class.

What do you mean? Plenty of people rent a room in Manhattan at 1400 a month. Working backwards, that’s 4660 a month in gross income, or 56k a year in take-home. It’s about 75k pre-tax.