So you’re choosing some low-tech N/A car and drive it for 20 years for fear of mechanical failure? What kind of automotive enthusiast are ye? In racing engines die within a day and you want it to last 20 years? May I suggest a 12valve Cummins Diesel for ya?

Here dude, a star for you!

Not only that, what if you need 2 ships at 2 locations. It’s gonna be hard for a BB to be at two spots at the same time without some fancy teleport-function.

I’d say ; why not make 16 destroyers instead of 4 cruisers so not only can they be in 16 spots in the world ; we can only let a few of them go back to port for…

Flip flops are the root of all evil.

In the ducted fans. Doh.

And lift-off in 3...2...1...

Maybe speed. Warheads are heavy. If the decoys are empty they’d accelerate faster at launch. My guess because I’m not Chinese nuclear missile expert.

Hole 19 was already taken.

And not a SEA Rover! That’s clear, now.

Damn that looked good, errr, the story checks out sir!

No worries guys, the spies that collected that ultra sensitive data are safe with the Russians...

Didn’t really read as satire to me and I’m good at being sarcastic all the time in my posts :)

They aren’t showing her lover under the table enjoying another salad...

Let’s look everywhere except at our cars because they’re so freaking goddamned awful

Russia good country. Russia stronk. Russia very long nukes. Russia number one1111one111oneoneone!

Why do people not try out their car on a stretch of road that has no corners, trees, guardrails and possible other cars?

I mean if he rounded that corner hundreds of times and was pushing to the limits (whether that’s smart or not) then I can imagine that one time you cross that limit.

Street legal deathtrap. Good luck.

That tire had a serious crush on that Corolla!

Same here. Saw it when I was young. I think the word “trauma” gets meaning for kids after seeing that movie.

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