No one cares about your fantasy team, you know the rules

That kid has 23,200 tweets in 15 months, which makes me believe he is absolutely insufferable

Holy shit have you ever seen that piece of garbage show?

Plus you gotta jerk off with your weak hand

Oh, that’s way better

Fuck you man

Thanks for reminding me, just purchased my Trubisky jersey

Pretty sure it means you get to go to every home game, geeze read a book

So is it €15 million in taxes or taxes on €15 million?
 

That child should learn to catch

Wave at the joke flying over your head

“Anyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi” - not saying it’s good btw, but come on.

What are you like 16?

Most misused phrase in the English language

It was a joke you nerd

If only he could have risen like that against Foreman

BOOOOOOO

Why is it “Liverpool are” when it would certainly be “New England is” when referring to the Patriots? Is “Liverpool” the equivalent of “the Patriots” when referring to English football teams?

Louisville has stripper poles

Ya, that’s why you’re poor.