albert belle’s peak was much shorter than TO’s, and he was a defensive liability. really i don’t see a comparison at all.

Beckham. Landry. Sherman. Norman. Bennett. Bennett. Talib. Come on, you’re not even trying.

Three. Wimp.

ho boy I didn’t realize how old this post was when it popped up.

2 slices. Its always 2 slices.

Guess like 99.99% of the population, you’ve never been to Isle Royale. That’s ok, it makes it better for those of us who love it

I wasn't aware that one slice was even an option.

3 but you have to use Texas Toast. With cheap bread anything will overwhelm the toast.

After such a beautifully written analysis of Sandwich One, I was really hoping for the second part to go:

Grow a pair. Of slices. Use 2 slices of REAL cheddar. Not american cheese product.

False.

You're a damn fool. 2 slices. TOO MUCH CHEESE IS THE POINT.

Three: Break 1 slice in half. Pile 1 1/2 slices over the other 1 1/2 slices. 100% coverage of bread, evenly done.*

Wrong. The answer is two; one whole slice and one slice split up to entirely cover the surface of the bread. Unless you're using some small bread like Arnold or you have access to rectangular cheese.

this is idiotic. the perfect grilled cheese consists of AT LEAST two cheese types.

1.5: Let me explain. 1 slice on 1 piece of bread, then ham in the middle and a half slice on the other side to hold everything together.

2 slices or nothing. We don't live in North Korea.

2 slices, american. Pickles in between.

Madness

it's 2 Kraft singles thickness or one deli sliced thick.