Mercedes doesn’t sell cars. They build them. Dealerships sell car.

A large part of Trump’s 2016 victory can be directly attributed to the fact that Mike Pence fucks horses, so I don’t think you’re too off-base here.

But his household still runs on the public dime. 

All I can picture now are genitals surrounded by flower crowns

Last year, 15% of Harvard admitted students were Black but a lot of them chose to go somewhere else - the 2018 freshman class 9% Black.

We know Riverdale’s in no risk of getting cancelled, but I wonder if the ratings dip is indicative of a wider trend? Cause everyone I know who started the show has dropped it.

That would assume that anyone at Jezebel is capable of exhibiting the level of humanity, understanding, and empathy that they expect from everyone but themselves.

I think it’s a particularly stupid American idea that everyone needs to waste their money on housing in order to prove their worth as good little capitalists. That I have to be defensive and have an excuse for it to be OK for me to live with my mom is absurd. I would live with my mom even if I didn’t have this mental…

I really really thought we’d put all that “living with your parents is super lame” thing behind us already. There are so many valid reasons why people choose to live with their parents!

At what point are we allowed to mention that Pete Davidson is constantly being bullied and this is shitty? Duder is hella mentally ill and doesn’t seem like a bad person and I kinda hate the way he keeps getting publicly shit on and think he could legit kill himself as someone with two suicide attempts Of my own I…

For not showing one ounce of contrition, she should spend some time in prison, thinking about what she's done. 

Please fix: “Lori Loughlin’s friends think her involved in the ongoing college admissions scandal...”

Cant take jalopnik serious anymore when it comes to CVTs. Get over it, they arent going away and they arent that bad in fact I think they are great and Subaru has the best CVTs in the business.

Not buying the “had no knowledge” on the test scores. Huffman’s kid had to petition as having a fake disability to be granted two days to take the exams, in a room by herself. Her fellow students were questioning why she was getting the favorable treatment (read the complaint - it’s all out there). Kids should be…

They bribed test takers to modify SAT scores or take tests for their kids. They bribed coaches to list them as athletes when they weren’t. Regardless of what was done, it is illegal to offer anyone a bribe for services. They then wrote the bribes off as charitable donations, which is money laundering.

This prevented…

To be fair, I REALLY REALLY REALLY don’t want to go to jail either, which is why I tend to keep the illegal stuff to a minimum. 

Probably because the bribed were marginally intelligent enough to accept the deals as opposed to being stupid enough to think they could strong-arm the Feds?

As a Bruin, I’ve always been a bit mystified by the whole USC mystique thing. The running joke for decades was that USC was where you went when you wanted to pay more for a lesser education. The other joke was “What does a UCLA and USC student have in common? They were both accepted to USC”. It was well-known that the…

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.