IMO, since Lena’s recent ex was shot right before Lex’s debut, this is a Lex shenanigan to manipulate her.

Yeah. You’d have to settle for a Mustang.

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

He would have gotten away with it too...  If it weren’t for those meddling kids. 

Unlike most contractors who worked for Trump, Yang quickly learned to get paid beforehand.

Look, I’m not saying Trump knows anything about young women being duct-taped and thrown in the back of cars for purposes of human trafficking, but do you remember when Trump gave detailed descriptions of women being duct-taped and thrown in the back of cars for purposes of human trafficking?

Sooo...definitely not a Clinton, then.

Soon be moving to Washington DC

Let me do the math............................20.00

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

This is meant for the world of tailgating for football games. There are parts of the country where tailgating is more important than the actual game they are supposedly going to see. In fact some folks have their vehicle permanently outfitted for this purpose.

Sorry Ford, this doesn’t even remotely meet my mobile entertainment needs:

0/10 - did not put novelty giant googly eyes on face

Being dead was’t bad enough so they have to make you a Daily Heil reader?

He wasn’t on the tracks or making it unsafe for trains to run. He was covered and the immediate area around him was closed. I don’t see what the problem is here. Anyone, including this idiot from barstool, that thinks the trains should be shut down during a weekday commute for this needs a lesson on critical thinking.

The Times, sure, but one of the tabloids?   And give me that drink while I’m still around to enjoy it.

Quick! We can still save him!

A homeless man died while sitting on a New York City subway platform Wednesday morning

Meh. That’s NY.
A friend of mine’s father was NYPD in the 70s/80s. He has many, many stories, but one of my favorites was when one night while on patrol with his partner. They’re on Delancey Street (on the Lower East Side). It’s late, their shift is coming to end, and then they happen upon a deceased body. Rather than…

I think I heard once that BA used to put a gin and tonic and a daily mail in front of passengers who died during flights to make it look like they were sleeping.