Brake engineer here:

Australia.... where even the things trying to HELP you are trying to KILL you.

Meanwhile at the liquor store, these brave bollards are trying their best:

Disagree. If they broke through multiple levels of security to get access to multiple cars and to wreck them for fun, then they deserve at least a year or two behind bars.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

It's Paris - they have bidets! No white fuzzies over there.

Customer: Garcon, there’s a fly in my soup

Careful with that onion soup! 

Remember: if you don’t buy a Miata they’ll have to discontinue them only to have the name come back ten years later on a crossover.

Reporting for duty

The forensic evidence showed quite clearly that he was sleeping when she killed him, making “self defense” a really hard narrative to push.

I am a little mixed on this. From what I have read in media and transcripts from the trial. it dose look like she killed the SOB in his sleep. Not while he was actively threatening her life. She then took all the cash she could find and fled the scene back to her abusive sob of a “boyfriend/pimp”. This is what the…

I just figure they recycle it to supply the raw material for the food synthesizer.

A lesson in how to eat ortolan (Isabel Jeans and Leslie Caron in Gigi) Bon apetit!

Overpopulation exacerbates climate change, but overpopulation would still be a concern with the best regulations in place. 

I’m trying to wrap my head around “David Geffen’s $590,000,000 yacht, Rising Sun.” We’ve heard about famous guests on that tub, but this is the first time I’ve seen that valuation, and it’s truly mind blowing. It seems to me that if Celebrity or Viking Cruises were launching a new luxury cruise ship (that might…

If I had to pick a young star who will have the true Hollywood longevity of a Cher or a Barbra Streisand; someone who will be around (and still a hot commodity) 50+ years from now - it would be Miley Cyrus. Apart from her proven musical chops in whatever category she chooses to perform, she’s a terrific actress. She…

Wot, with all those robot dogs out there?

No thanks. I’ll stay safe and sound here in front of my computer where nothing can go wronggorshji nm[marhghdnakr.ba....................b...............................b..........................b.

Tracy just had an orgasm.