Perry went to A&M so depending on where your allegiances lie you can crack all the dumb Aggie jokes about him you like.

Welcome to the post-Gawker world. Where every article on the remaining Gawker sites is trying to appeal to typical Gawker reader.

I dunno. Some guys are into quality acting, ya know...

Because the Russian government pays them better to go after the Democratic party.

Exactly. This cult has a well-known pattern of destroying lives and reputations.

The husband, Mark Burton is a lifelong Scientologist who was raised in the church.

All the weird shit regarding this story now makes sense.

Except it failed. Pretty miserably. Also, this happened last winter, well before the sit-in.

Here’s a harsh truth: most people didn’t really care about the sit-in or those who were part of it. I am a Democrat and thought it was stupid (and the law they were proposing using the No-Fly list was Unconstitutional. Great idea, let’s use a list that violates the Constitution itself to limit a part of the Bill of…

Congressional staffer here. I would have said the same thing Ryan’s staffer did.

(whaddya mean, “please enter some content”, Kinja?)

If it had been Selina Meyer, Gary would have been all over this.

to be fair though there are 435 members and they deal mainly with their partisan caucuses and state/regional delegations. (it should be otherwise, but this is what division hath wrought)

It’s been commonly used in England for over a century, and frequently to refer to rich people with nondescript “jobs,” as Kelly pointed out. Since most socialites get that way by inheriting wealth and growing up in that lifestyle, it is understandable that it irks Pippa to have achieved socialite status through a…

I don’t understand why the UK hasn’t had a “should we behead the royals?” referendum yet.

How about: someone-who-is-lucky-to-have-married-into-a-family-that-shouldn’t-exist-b/c-its-forebears-should’ve-been-beheaded-but-somehow-convinced-its-subjects-to-continue-supporting-it-in-unearned-luxury?

it is socialite. It works for both. (speaking as a male socialite)

Do you take it to a laundromat or a car wash?

Calling people superpredators was a very sexist thing...amirite?

Anyone with a chin-strap beard should be executed without trial.