There's a west wing joke in here somewhere about blonde republicans named Ainsley, isn't there?

It’s cheaper to buy hair dye in bulk.

Plenty of legit reasons not to trust Hillary. And I think we can trust Joanna not to be buying into Benghazi bullshit, n’est pas?

If any Russian officials are reading this, I would like to state for the record that I have no involvement with or knowledge of Russian sports training regimens and I am especially ignorant of PED’s.

Guessing his autopsy will answer a lot of these questions....

I am a terrible person.

Its perfectly sensible. Wearing Hi-Vis on a road march in peacetime is the smart thing to do. As it is when constructing a bridge in peacetime. You wouldn’t expect to see a building site worker without the proper PPE so why should a sapper do without? Are their lives worth less?

Nah it made perfect sense to use here. It was dark, wet, rainy and soldiers wearing camo are not easily seen and this is especially important where rivers have burst their banks and people sometimes get swept away.

Nope Bowie deserves way better!

in theory, so long as the check engine light isn’t on, everything should be working as intended.

During the recent UK flooding, the army was deployed:

All true.

If you are operating in a base where everything is rumbling and moving in different directions, then that flashing light is a god send in being able eyeball track individual pieces of equipment. Small light, big effect.

Surprising until you remember that paying a relatively small amount to a non-American company won’t do anything to pad out the DoD budgets or stuff pork in a congressman’s pet company. Then it makes sense. Now if we could spend $128million per unit for a machine designed in North Dakota, tested in Florida, pre…

Thank goodness they put that li’l itty bitty amber strobe light on top. Otherwise YOU’D NEVER HEAR OR SEE IT COMING!

I am offended, Tyler! Please stop to think how those poor things feel when you are calling them dumb bombs. The proper term is “explosive of unknown precision.” Being employed by Gawker should have opened your closed mind.

This was a completely foreseeable and foreseen outcome. A conventional arms race in the Persian Gulf is better than a nuclear one.