Three really important pieces of advice for people getting on a rowing machine:

If my boobs looked as great as the girl in the denim blue jeans and long hair, I would walk around topless all day.

Ugh. That comment really sucked. That’s what people think...like honestly MOST people can’t act.,You don’t have to enjoy entertainment, I guess but like at least insult actors in ways that make sense.

Why is it that services deserve tips but retailers don’t? I’ve always wondered why is it that people would bother charging a price for a service and then expect something extra from the customer when they deliver what was simply already paid for.

Tipped workers should form unions and demand fair wages.

Uber markets itself as simpler and cheaper than cabs because you don't need to tip. If they've changed their pricing scheme to the point where tipping is now necessary to make any money, they need to make that clear!

I would say that’s one that’s not intended for actually swimming in, but then I thought about the tan lines. I think that’s one that’s meant for ads and nothing else.

or how many times you said the word “jihaad” (23) over the telephone last week.

I really hope your name is not Megyn. That Y bothers me more than it needs to.

If you go here they are listed. My favorite is Clever Title of the Year.
Winners include:

I’ll still support Burning Angel productions

And this happened.

Well, he is Putin’s biggest fan, so whatever.

So in addition to straight cash we GIVE Israel to buy our mil hardware amongst many other things, we should start counting lost sales so they can maintain their superior regional military in support of Jewish supremacist country reviled by the world and which drags us into shit we have zero strategic interest in. This…

Any time I hear about a proposed deal to sell weapons to a Gulf state I can’t help but think back to 70s and the F-14 Tomcats and other weapons we sold to our closes ally in the region: Iran. None of these countries are democracies and all of them are filled with young people whose futures are looking increasingly…

Got money out the ass? A-10's staying on, F-35A’s to buy, groundcrews & instructors to train, million gallons of fuel to burn figuring out 5th gen ops with 4th gen usaf/nato assets, new tankers to buy, new LSRB to build & buy, many billion $ for the usaf’s nuke predicament, enlisted drone ops, and F/A-xx commitment to…

Is ‘72' right?

I know that defense industry military-industrial complex has to be sustained, but I actually understand and support this administration’s decision to withhold the supply of certain top-class items to questionable nations.

Marcia Clark revisionism, what a time to be alive.