They’re baaaack...

Fire up the white guilt train!

Woot, I won the office pool!

She hates gays and abortion MORE than she loves herself.
the GOP IS red white and blue Sharia Law.

You had to Google Megyn Kelly? In which enchanted paradise do you live and is there a way to transport there? 🌴

Or: FROM BROTHELS TO ESCORTS (one man’s brave journey)

“But Khloe, I already told your Mom I’d come over for dinner.”

‘Listen, you do whatever the fuck you want to do, but please promise me you’ll never go back to a disgusting brothel again.”

Obviously the reply to that is “I promise you, baby... I will only go to nice brothels from now on”.

Oh, he’s not self-hating. He’s been told his whole life that he’s the specialest of the special because he can memorize things and that equals smart. I went to his high school the year after he left and we had assemblies in which the Principal talked about how smart and infallible Bobby Jindal is. I failed out because…

I make this offering to the gods, beseeching that they might ungray me on The Slot. Hear my earnest prayers, Hera! Aphrodite! Mighty Hecate! ETA: Athena! Demeter! Ino of the Slim Ankles!

I miss Pinkham.

Okay, no. I’m sorry, if you’re homeless or have unsuitable housing then the last of your concerns should be having a fabulous hairdo. This is gross and I have no sympathy.

I would hope that if someone was going to use the kitchen facilities at their workplace to bathe out of necessity, they would do it at a time when the restaurant is not actively preparing and serving food in that space. Like, if you must, show up early or stay late. That at least would create a grey area, but this is…

Who cares? When you’re preparing food that hundreds of people are going to eat, you can’t just throw concerns about sanitation into the wind like this.

You don’t have to go to Waffle House to get your hair done.

I say claim religious practice and wait. Your move, Huckabee.

See you act disgusted, I for one was pleased to read that Waffle Hut employees occasionally bathe.

As someone who lives in Canada, and currently deals with the healthcare system more than I like because of breast cancer diagnosis, I can tell you that no, you don’t get stuck with a doctor you don’t like.

hold on also lol does Ronan Farrow still have a TV show