OK there is no way you guys aren’t shading the bro-chads over at Deadspin. And I agree with the shade. Few things more obnoxious than aloof white boys whose aloofness is courtesy of them having no skin in a game that could end with a white supremacist in the oval office.

Black minors do.

I can hear the pundits now:

Because there’s absolutely no reason to put stock in eight month old polls taken when most people still only had a passing familiarity with Bernie and his policies and those policies (and his ability to back them up) still hadn’t been tested or examined on a national stage.

It seems like it’s never Hillary’s fault because you Bernie/Stein/Trump wackos only throw unfounded nonsense at her.

The fucking naivete of this statement is just... astounding.

Does the word “amnesty” used in this case bother anyone else? The wording to me suggests that “well, you did something wrong but we’re willing to move past it.” That is not a good sentiment to express when referring to a sexual assault.

What really gets me about the Obama enthusiasts-turned-Clinton haters (many of them Bernie supporters) is that Clinton basically promises to be a continuation of Obama’s administration in terms of Supreme Court picks, healthcare, women’s rights, etc. For this reason, I really don’t understand why people who were so…

My first presidential vote was for Nader [ducks]. At the time I truly believed in a Green candidate - as if Al fucking Gore weren’t the greenest candidate we have ever seen.

Memo to Jill Stein voters : Ditto.

Probably that one of the women has a DUI, because you know, if you have a DUI you cannot be sexually assaulted.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

I’m glad he finally confirmed my suspicions! I was shocked at first to learn her identity, but after I went back and reread her books, I realized that Elena Ferrante’s writing style was exactly like Ashley Feinberg’s.

That line needs to go on the list with “I’m a nice guy” and “I hate drama” of statements that indicate the exact opposite about the person making them.

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…